src/Providers/Company.ps1
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# Providers/PhoneNumber.ps1 $script:_PhoneFormats = @( '###-###-####','(###) ###-####','###.###.####', '###-###-#### x####','(###) ###-#### x###', '1-###-###-####','###-###-####' ) function Get-FakePhoneNumber { <#.SYNOPSIS US phone number.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() return Format-FakeNumerify (Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_PhoneFormats) } function Get-FakeTollFreePhoneNumber { <#.SYNOPSIS Toll-free US phone number.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() $prefix = Get-FakeRandomElement @('800','888','877','866','855','844','833') return "(${prefix}) $(Format-FakeNumerify '###-####')" } function Get-FakeE164PhoneNumber { <#.SYNOPSIS E.164 format phone number.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() $cc = Get-FakeRandomElement @('+1','+44','+49','+33','+81','+86','+55','+27','+61','+34') return "$cc$(Format-FakeNumerify '##########')" } # ─── Company ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── $script:_CompanyNames1 = @('Bogan','Treutel','Smith','Johnson','Anderson','Garcia','Miller','Davis', 'Stroman','Lebsack','Koelpin','Cechtelar','Prosacco','Sipes','Hartmann','Howe') $script:_CompanyNames2 = @('LLC','Inc','Ltd','Corp','Group','Partners','Solutions','Systems', 'Technologies','Services','Consulting') $script:_CompanySuffix = @('LLC','Inc.','Ltd.','Corp.','and Sons','Group','Partners','Associates') $script:_CatchPhraseAdj= @('Adaptive','Advanced','Ameliorated','Assimilated','Automated','Balanced', 'Business-focused','Centralized','Cloned','Compatible','Configurable','Cross-group', 'Cross-platform','Customer-focused','Customizable','Decentralized','De-engineered', 'Devolved','Digitized','Distributed','Diverse','Down-sized','Enhanced','Enterprise-wide', 'Ergonomic','Exclusive','Expanded','Extended','Face-to-face','Focused','Front-line', 'Fully-configurable','Function-based','Fundamental','Future-proofed','Grass-roots', 'Horizontal','Implemented','Innovative','Integrated','Intuitive','Inverse','Managed', 'Mandatory','Monitored','Multi-channeled','Multi-lateral','Multi-layered','Multi-tiered', 'Networked','Object-based','Open-architected','Open-source','Operative','Optimized', 'Optional','Organic','Organized','Persevering','Persistent','Phased','Polarized', 'Pre-emptive','Proactive','Profit-focused','Profound','Programmable','Progressive', 'Public-key','Quality-focused','Reactive','Realigned','Re-contextualized', 'Re-engineered','Reduced','Reverse-engineered','Right-sized','Robust','Seamless', 'Secured','Self-enabling','Sharable','Stand-alone','Streamlined','Switchable', 'Synchronized','Synergistic','Synergized','Team-oriented','Total','Triple-buffered', 'Universal','Up-sized','Upgradable','User-centric','User-friendly','Versatile', 'Virtual','Visionary','Vision-oriented') $script:_CatchPhraseNoun=@('ability','access','adapter','algorithm','alliance','analyzer','application', 'approach','architecture','archive','artificial intelligence','array','attitude', 'benchmark','budgetary management','capability','capacity','challenge','circuit', 'collaboration','complexity','concept','contingency','core competency','customer loyalty', 'database','data-warehouse','definition','emulation','encoding','encryption', 'extranet','firmware','flexibility','focus group','forecast','frame','framework', 'function','functionalities','implementation','info-mediaries','infrastructure', 'initiative','installation','instruction set','interface','internet solution', 'intranet','knowledge user','knowledge base','local area network','leverage', 'matrices','matrix','middleware','migration','model','moderator','monitoring', 'moratorium','neural-net','open system','orchestration','paradigm','parallelism', 'policy','portal','pricing structure','process improvement','product','productivity', 'project','projection','protocol','secured line','service-desk','software', 'solution','standardization','strategy','structure','success','superstructure', 'support','synergy','system engine','task-force','throughput','time-frame','toolset', 'utilization','website','workforce') function Get-FakeCompanySuffix { <#.SYNOPSIS Company suffix.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() return Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_CompanySuffix } function Get-FakeCompany { <#.SYNOPSIS Company name.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() $n1 = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_CompanyNames1 $n2 = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_CompanyNames1 $r = (_Rng).Next(0,4) switch ($r) { 0 { return "$n1-$n2" } 1 { return "$n1, $n2 $(Get-FakeCompanySuffix)" } 2 { return "$n1 $(Get-FakeCompanySuffix)" } 3 { return "$(Get-FakeLastName) $(Get-FakeCompanySuffix)" } } } function Get-FakeCatchPhrase { <#.SYNOPSIS Corporate catch phrase.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() $adj = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_CatchPhraseAdj $noun = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_CatchPhraseNoun return "$adj $noun" } $script:_BSVerbs = @('implement','utilize','integrate','streamline','optimize','evolve','transform', 'embrace','enable','orchestrate','leverage','reinvent','aggregate','architect', 'enhance','incentivize','morph','empower','envisioneer','monetize','harness', 'facilitate','seize','disintermediate','synergize','strategize','deploy', 'brand','grow','target','syndicate','synthesize','deliver','mesh','incubate', 'engage','maximize','benchmark','expedite','reintermediate','whiteboard', 'visualize','repurpose','innovate','scale','unleash','drive','extend','engineer', 'revolutionize','generate','exploit','transition','e-enable','iterate', 'cultivate','matrix','productize','redefine','recontextualize') $script:_BSAdj = @('clicks-and-mortar','value-added','vertical','proactive','robust','revolutionary', 'scalable','leading-edge','innovative','intuitive','strategic','e-business', 'mission-critical','disruptive','visionary','customized','ubiquitous','plug-and-play', 'collaborative','compelling','holistic','rich','cross-media','best-of-breed', 'frictionless','virtual','sticky','one-to-one','24/7','end-to-end','global', 'B2B','B2C','granular','multi-channel','viral','dynamic','24/365','best-in-class', 'bleeding-edge','web-enabled','interactive','dot-com','sexy','back-end', 'real-time','efficient','front-end','distributed','seamless','extensible','turnkey', 'world-class','open-source','cross-platform','out-of-the-box','enterprise', 'integrated','impactful','wireless','transparent','next-generation','cutting-edge', 'user-centric','visionary','customized','ubiquitous','plug-and-play') $script:_BSNoun = @('synergies','web-readiness','paradigms','markets','partnerships','infrastructures', 'platforms','initiatives','channels','eyeballs','communities','ROI','solutions', 'e-tailers','e-services','action-items','portals','niches','technologies', 'content','vortals','supply-chains','convergence','relationships','architectures', 'interfaces','e-markets','e-commerce','bandwidth','infomediaries','models', 'mindshare','deliverables','users','schemas','networks','applications', 'metrics','e-business','functionalities','experiences','web services','methodologies') function Get-FakeBS { <#.SYNOPSIS Corporate BS buzzword string.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() $v = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_BSVerbs $a = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_BSAdj $n = Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_BSNoun return "$v $a $n" } $script:_JobTitles = @( 'Accountant','Account Executive','Administrative Assistant','Analyst','Architect', 'Art Director','Auditor','Business Analyst','Cashier','CEO','CFO','COO','CTO', 'Civil Engineer','Clerk','Consultant','Content Writer','Customer Service Rep', 'Data Analyst','Data Scientist','Designer','Developer','Director','Doctor', 'Driver','Economist','Editor','Electrician','Engineer','Executive', 'Financial Advisor','Graphic Designer','HR Manager','IT Manager','IT Specialist', 'Journalist','Lawyer','Logistics Manager','Manager','Marketing Manager', 'Mechanical Engineer','Network Engineer','Nurse','Officer','Operations Manager', 'Pharmacist','Plumber','Product Manager','Professor','Project Manager', 'Quality Assurance','Receptionist','Sales Manager','Sales Rep','Security Guard', 'Software Developer','Software Engineer','Supervisor','Systems Administrator', 'Teacher','Technician','UI/UX Designer','VP of Engineering','Web Developer' ) function Get-FakeJobTitle { <#.SYNOPSIS Job title.#> [CmdletBinding()] param() return Get-FakeRandomElement $script:_JobTitles } |