PowerShellPet.psm1
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# PetPet - Your Terminal Cat Overlord # A fun PowerShell module that adds a cat who thinks they're a deity to your terminal # Pet ASCII art for different moods $script:PetMoods = @{ Happy = @" /\_/\ ( o.o ) > ^ < ~ "@ Excited = @" /\_/\ ( ^.^ ) > ∆ < ~~ "@ Sleepy = @" /\_/\ ( -.- ) > ~ < "@ Grumpy = @" /\_/\ ( >.< ) > v < ! "@ Coding = @" /\_/\ ( O.O ) > □ < ⌨ "@ Fire = @" /\_/\ ( ◉.◉ ) > △ < 🔥 "@ } # Pet quotes and messages $script:PetQuotes = @{ Morning = @( "☕ Finally awake? I've been judging you for hours.", "🌅 Another day for you to serve me... I mean, 'code'.", "😼 Good morning, peasant. Your offerings of bugs please me not.", "⚔️ Arise, mortal. These repositories won't worship themselves." ) Commit = @( "🔥 Acceptable. I suppose you deserve a slow blink.", "✨ Hmm. Not terrible. I've seen worse from dogs.", "🚀 Oh, you pushed code? How brave. Want a treat?", "💪 FINALLY. Was beginning to think you'd forgotten how.", "⚡ Your tribute has been received. You may continue breathing.", "😼 I'll allow it. This time." ) Error = @( "😅 AHAHAHA! *ahem* I mean... there, there.", "🤔 Even I, a divine being, cannot fix your syntax.", "💭 Perhaps consulting the sacred texts (Stack Overflow)?", "🐛 You've displeased me. Fix this. NOW.", "🔥 Did you TEST this? No? Shocking.", "😹 I'm not mad. Just... deeply disappointed." ) Idle = @( "💤 Don't disturb me. I'm doing important cat things.", "🎮 Still staring at the screen? Pathetic.", "🍕 You should be feeding me right now.", "👀 I know what you did. Don't think I've forgotten.", "💎 Contemplating why I tolerate your presence...", "😼 Yes, I'm judging you. Obviously." ) Encouragement = @( "💎 I suppose your code doesn't make me want to vomit. Congrats.", "⭐ You're doing... fine. For a human.", "🌟 Wow. You pressed keys. Revolutionary.", "🦸 Keep going. The sooner you finish, the sooner you pet me.", "🔥 Not bad. I've trained you well.", "😼 I'll pretend to be impressed if it helps your fragile ego." ) Random = @( "🐾 Remember: I own you, not the other way around.", "😾 Your mouse cursor disturbs my meditation.", "🎯 Fun fact: I could knock your coffee over right now.", "💅 Some of us are born superior. Deal with it.", "🎭 Yes, I'm a cat. Yes, I'm better than you. Questions?", "👑 In ancient times, humans worshipped me. Now look at you." ) } # State file path $script:StatePath = Join-Path $env:USERPROFILE ".dragonpet_state.json" # Initialize or load dragon state function Initialize-PetState { if (Test-Path $script:StatePath) { try { $state = Get-Content $script:StatePath | ConvertFrom-Json return $state } catch { # If state file is corrupted, create new one return New-PetState } } else { return New-PetState } } function New-PetState { return [PSCustomObject]@{ Name = "Lord Whiskers" Level = 1 Commits = 0 LastSeen = Get-Date Mood = "Happy" Experience = 0 } } function Save-PetState { param($State) $State | ConvertTo-Json | Set-Content $script:StatePath } # Get dragon's current mood based on context function Get-PetMood { $hour = (Get-Date).Hour # Check if in a git repo and get last commit time $isGitRepo = Test-Path ".git" if ($hour -lt 6) { return "Sleepy" } elseif ($hour -lt 9) { return "Happy" } elseif ($isGitRepo) { return "Coding" } else { return "Happy" } } # Get a random quote based on context function Get-PetQuote { param($Context = "Idle") if ($script:PetQuotes.ContainsKey($Context)) { $quotes = $script:PetQuotes[$Context] return $quotes | Get-Random } return "" } # Main function to display the dragon function Show-Pet { param( [string]$Mood, [string]$Message = "" ) $dragonArt = $script:PetMoods[$Mood] $color = switch ($Mood) { "Happy" { "Green" } "Excited" { "Yellow" } "Sleepy" { "DarkGray" } "Grumpy" { "Red" } "Coding" { "Cyan" } "Fire" { "DarkYellow" } default { "White" } } Write-Host $dragonArt -ForegroundColor $color -NoNewline if ($Message) { Write-Host " $Message" -ForegroundColor $color } else { Write-Host "" } } # Hook into the prompt function prompt { $state = Initialize-PetState # Update last seen $state.LastSeen = Get-Date # Determine mood $mood = Get-PetMood $state.Mood = $mood # Occasionally show a message (15% chance for more sass) $message = "" $randomChance = Get-Random -Minimum 1 -Maximum 100 if ($randomChance -le 15) { $hour = (Get-Date).Hour if ($hour -ge 6 -and $hour -lt 12) { $message = Get-PetQuote "Morning" } elseif ($randomChance -le 5) { # Extra sassy random comments $message = Get-PetQuote "Random" } else { $message = Get-PetQuote "Encouragement" } } # Save state Save-PetState $state # Show dragon (inline, small) $dragonArt = $script:PetMoods[$mood] $color = switch ($mood) { "Happy" { "Green" } "Excited" { "Yellow" } "Sleepy" { "DarkGray" } "Grumpy" { "Red" } "Coding" { "Cyan" } "Fire" { "DarkYellow" } default { "White" } } # Create a compact single-line dragon $compactPet = "🐈" Write-Host "$compactPet " -ForegroundColor $color -NoNewline if ($message) { Write-Host "$message " -ForegroundColor DarkGray } # Return the actual prompt $location = Get-Location Write-Host "PS " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host "$location" -ForegroundColor Yellow -NoNewline return "> " } # Command to show full dragon function Show-PetStatus { $state = Initialize-PetState Write-Host "`n=== Your Feline Overlord's Status ===" -ForegroundColor Cyan Write-Host "Name: $($state.Name) (Yes, you must use the title)" -ForegroundColor White Write-Host "Level: $($state.Level) (Still leagues above you)" -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host "Commits Witnessed: $($state.Commits) (I was watching. Always watching.)" -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host "Current Mood: $($state.Mood)" -ForegroundColor Magenta Write-Host "" Show-Pet -Mood $state.Mood -Message (Get-PetQuote "Random") } # Command to celebrate a commit function Invoke-PetCommit { $state = Initialize-PetState $state.Commits++ $state.Experience += 10 # Level up every 10 commits if ($state.Experience -ge ($state.Level * 100)) { $state.Level++ Write-Host "`n✨ " -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host "Lord Whiskers has ascended to Level $($state.Level)!" -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host " (You're welcome for tolerating your presence)" -ForegroundColor DarkGray } Save-PetState $state Show-Pet -Mood "Excited" -Message (Get-PetQuote "Commit") } # Store original git path - find git.exe $script:OriginalGitPath = $null $gitExe = Get-Command git -CommandType Application -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue if ($gitExe) { $script:OriginalGitPath = $gitExe.Source } # Git wrapper function - always define it, even if git isn't installed function git { <# .SYNOPSIS Wrapper around git that automatically tracks commits in PowerShellPet #> param( [Parameter(ValueFromRemainingArguments=$true)] [string[]]$Arguments ) # Call original git executable if ($script:OriginalGitPath) { & $script:OriginalGitPath @Arguments $gitExitCode = $LASTEXITCODE # If this was a successful commit, invoke the pet if ($Arguments.Count -gt 0 -and $Arguments[0] -eq 'commit' -and $gitExitCode -eq 0) { # Check if it was a real commit (not dry-run or amend-no-edit) $isDryRun = $Arguments -contains '--dry-run' -or $Arguments -contains '-n' $isAmendNoEdit = $Arguments -contains '--amend' -and $Arguments -contains '--no-edit' if (-not ($isDryRun -or $isAmendNoEdit)) { Write-Host "" try { Invoke-PetCommit } catch { # Silently fail if there's an issue - don't break git workflow } } } # Preserve the original exit code $global:LASTEXITCODE = $gitExitCode } else { Write-Host "Git is not installed or not in PATH" -ForegroundColor Red return 1 } } # Helper function to verify git tracking is enabled function Enable-PetGitTracking { <# .SYNOPSIS Ensures git command wrapper is active for automatic commit tracking .DESCRIPTION This function verifies that the git wrapper is working. The wrapper should be automatically enabled when the module is imported. #> $gitFunc = Get-Command git -CommandType Function -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue if ($gitFunc -and $gitFunc.ModuleName -eq 'PowerShellPet') { Write-Host "✓ Git wrapper is active! Commits will be tracked automatically." -ForegroundColor Green Write-Host " Just use: git commit -m 'your message'" -ForegroundColor Gray } else { Write-Host "! Git wrapper may not be active. Trying to activate..." -ForegroundColor Yellow Write-Host " If this doesn't work, you may need to call Invoke-PetCommit manually after commits." -ForegroundColor Gray } } # Export functions Export-ModuleMember -Function prompt, Show-PetStatus, Invoke-PetCommit, Enable-PetGitTracking, git # Module initialization - set up git alias to use our wrapper function $MyInvocation.MyCommand.ScriptBlock.Module.OnRemove = { # Clean up the git alias when module is removed Remove-Item Alias:\git -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue -Force } # After module loads, the user needs to either: # 1. Use Import-Module PowerShellPet -Function git (to get the function in global scope) # 2. Or have this in their profile: Set-Alias git ((Get-Command git -Module PowerShellPet).Name) -Force # The Install script will handle this automatically |