STDockerPS.psm1
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[CmdletBinding()] Param() function STDockerPs { # Remove the fucking retarded, insulting names in order # to preserve higher sanity levels more consistently. # Publishing because I definitely need ubuiquitous access for myself, # if connected to the internet... # Whoopie fuckty doo. # Thanks for making the output literally retarded, too, with # regards to parsing. Especially like the exception for uptimes # "less then a second"... Brilliant. Isn't docker related to ... # automation? wwwwwwtffffffff @(docker ps) -replace '\s+\S+$' } New-Alias -Name DockerPS -Value function:\STDockerPS -Description "DockerPS" # Jesus F. Christ on a lollipop - and this fix will last for like 30 minutes, I'm sure... # Hell (not the purely Christian one, tho) exists, because you're reading words from it. # This is just for me. So I'm sure soon there will be several million downloads of this bhriljunt kawde |