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{ "Monday": [ "Booting up for the week, please wait...", "Initializing productivity protocols.", "Running on low battery, need coffee ASAP.", "System check: All workstations are still asleep.", "Live long and prosper. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Make it so. (Captain Picard/Star Trek)", "Engage! (Captain Picard/Star Trek)", "Set phasers to stun. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "Resistance is futile. (The Borg/Star Trek)", "May the Force be with you. (Various/Star Wars)", "I've got a bad feeling about this. (Various/Star Wars)", "The Force will be with you, always. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (Leia Organa/Star Wars)", "Do. Or do not. There is no try. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "I'll be back. (Terminator/Terminator)", "Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator/Terminator)", "Get to the chopper! (Dutch/Predator)", "It's not a tumor! (Detective John Kimble/Kindergarten Cop)", "Consider that a divorce. (Douglas Quaid/Total Recall)", "Go ahead, make my day. (Harry Callahan/Sudden Impact)", "Do you feel lucky, punk? (Harry Callahan/Dirty Harry)", "A man's got to know his limitations. (Harry Callahan/Magnum Force)", "Dying ain't much of a living, boy. (Josey Wales/The Outlaw Josey Wales)", "When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with the pistol is a dead man. (Joe/A Fistful of Dollars)", "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.", "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.", "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.", "Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.", "Why do programmers hate nature? Too many bugs.", "May the Force be with you. (Star Wars)", "I'll be back. (The Terminator)", "You're gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)", "Here's looking at you, kid. (Casablanca)", "Go ahead, make my day. (Sudden Impact)", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Apocalypse Now)", "Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface)", "I'm the king of the world! (Titanic)", "Houston, we have a problem. (Apollo 13)", "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. (Dead Poets Society)", "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down.", "When Chuck Norris jokes enters a room, the Wi-Fi signal gets stronger.", "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get an answer.", "Time waits for no man—except Chuck Norris.", "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he's never cried.", "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.", "Chuck Norris jokes doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is.", "Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.", "Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.", "Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd—no one fools him.", "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need GPS; destinations come to him.", "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.", "Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.", "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.", "When Chuck Norris whispers, everyone hears it.", "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in one move.", "Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; the grass hides in fear.", "Chuck Norris can charge his phone by glaring at it.", "Chuck Norris once kicked a horse; now we have giraffes.", "Chuck Norris doesn't age; time just gives up.", "Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.", "Chuck Norris's shadow moves faster than light.", "Chuck Norris can make onions cry.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a meme; he is the meme.", "When Chuck Norris memes trend, the internet doubles in size.", "Chuck Norris can like his own post without an account.", "Memes about Chuck Norris don't go viral—they go Norris.", "Chuck Norris once memed himself; now we have TikTok.", "Chuck Norris's memes are so strong, they crash servers.", "Chuck Norris doesn't share memes; memes share him.", "When Chuck Norris laughs at a meme, it becomes immortal.", "Chuck Norris's meme face broke the internet—literally." ], "Tuesday": [ "System check in progress, almost there.", "Prepping for mid-week optimization.", "Second day surge, keep up the momentum.", "Task scheduler is full, stay on track!", "Space, the final frontier. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker. (Dr. McCoy/Star Trek)", "Beam me up, Scotty. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "Logic is the beginning of wisdom. (Spock/Star Trek)", "To boldly go where no man has gone before. (Narrator/Star Trek)", "These aren't the droids you're looking for. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "I find your lack of faith disturbing. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "It's a trap! (Admiral Ackbar/Star Wars)", "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "The Force is strong with this one. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "Fear is the path to the dark side. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Pass on what you have learned. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You must unlearn what you have learned. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Much to learn, you still have. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Named must your fear be before banish it you can. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You will find only what you bring in. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Truly wonderful the mind of a child is. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.", "Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive.", "Why do programmers prefer using the terminal? Because it's the root of all solutions.", "Why did the computer cross the road? To fetch the data on the other side.", "Why was the IT guy in therapy? He had too many unresolved issues.", "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (Gone with the Wind)", "You talking to me? (Taxi Driver)", "I'll have what she's having. (When Harry Met Sally)", "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. (The Godfather Part II)", "I'm walking here! I'm walking here! (Midnight Cowboy)", "There's no place like home. (The Wizard of Oz)", "You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)", "Here's Johnny! (The Shining)", "To infinity and beyond! (Toy Story)", "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! (Network)", "Chuck Norris can turn a meme into a feature film.", "Chuck Norris memes don't need captions; they speak for themselves.", "Chuck Norris once posted a blank meme; it got 10 million likes.", "Chuck Norris's memes are the reason we have emojis.", "Chuck Norris can meme in 4D.", "Chuck Norris's meme game is so strong, it rebooted the Matrix.", "Chuck Norris doesn't follow meme trends; he sets them.", "Chuck Norris's memes are the only thing stronger than his roundhouse kick.", "Chuck Norris once memed the internet; now it's self-aware.", "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; air hides in his lungs.", "Chuck Norris can build a skyscraper with one hand tied behind his back.", "Chuck Norris's blood type is victory.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a password; systems unlock for him.", "Chuck Norris can whistle in five languages.", "Chuck Norris's beard has its own gravitational pull.", "Chuck Norris doesn't get cold; winter surrenders.", "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with one glance.", "Chuck Norris's shadow once won a fight.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ladder; gravity lifts him.", "Chuck Norris can smell rain before the clouds do.", "Chuck Norris's heartbeat powers the electric grid.", "Chuck Norris doesn't dream; reality adjusts overnight.", "Chuck Norris joke can see through walls—and time.", "Chuck Norris's voice can shatter diamonds.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need sunscreen; the sun protects itself.", "Chuck Norris can outrun his own reflection.", "Chuck Norris's handshake generates earthquakes.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need keys; locks apologize.", "Chuck Norris can taste colors.", "Chuck Norris's footsteps are the real cause of thunder.", "Chuck Norris doesn't sweat; he intimidates heat.", "Chuck Norris can bench-press a mountain range.", "Chuck Norris's glare can melt steel." ], "Wednesday": [ "Halfway through, keep your processes running!", "Mid-week milestone achieved.", "System performance is at 50%, keep pushing!", "Hump day! Keep those cores processing.", "There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Things are only impossible until they are not. (Jean-Luc Picard/Star Trek)", "Insufficient facts always invite danger. (Spock/Star Trek)", "The Force will be with you, always. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "You were the chosen one! (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "I am your father. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "It's a trap! (Admiral Ackbar/Star Wars)", "Always pass on what you have learned. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Patience you must have, my young padawan. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Control, control, you must learn control! (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "The greatest teacher, failure is. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You fail because you don't believe. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Use your feelings, you must. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Why do hackers wear hoodies? To stay anonymous in incognito mode.", "Why did the database administrator break up with the developer? They had too many conflicts.", "Why do programmers love coffee? Because it helps them debug.", "Why was the server so good at basketball? It always had great uptime.", "Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw tables.", "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. (Forrest Gump)", "Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dirty Dancing)", "Say 'what' again! (Pulp Fiction)", "You had me at 'hello'. (Jerry Maguire)", "Why so serious? (The Dark Knight)", "I'm the Dude. (The Big Lebowski)", "Wax on, wax off. (The Karate Kid)", "Just keep swimming. (Finding Nemo)", "I see dead people. (The Sixth Sense)", "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. (Back to the Future)", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror; reflections come to him.", "Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop—on the moon.", "Chuck Norris's laugh is the sound of victory.", "Chuck Norris doesn't blink; the world blinks for him.", "Chuck Norris can outstare a black hole.", "Chuck Norris's sneeze created the Big Bang.", "Chuck Norris doesn't lose; losing quits.", "Chuck Norris can high-five with one finger.", "Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; bullets dodge him.", "Chuck Norris can clap with one hand—and it's deafening.", "Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is faster than light squared.", "Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek; no one dares hide.", "Chuck Norris can win an argument with silence.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight; darkness flees.", "Chuck Norris can break the sound barrier with a whisper.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute; the ground catches him.", "Chuck Norris can arm-wrestle a tornado.", "Chuck Norris doesn't run; the Earth spins faster.", "Chuck Norris can punch through time zones.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass; north finds him.", "Chuck Norris can outsmart a supercomputer with a wink.", "Chuck Norris doesn't climb mountains; they bow to him.", "Chuck Norris can juggle planets.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a map; paths form for him.", "Chuck Norris can freeze fire with a glance.", "Chuck Norris doesn't knock; doors explode.", "Chuck Norris can outrace a cheetah—backwards.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a remote; TVs obey him.", "Chuck Norris can lift a building with his pinky.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mic; his voice carries galaxies.", "Chuck Norris can outdrink a fish.", "Chuck Norris doesn't surf; waves carry him.", "Chuck Norris can split atoms with his bare hands." ], "Thursday": [ "Just optimizing for the weekend.", "Almost there, defragging the week.", "Syncing with weekend mode.", "Final tweaks before the weekend deployment.", "Time is the fire in which we burn. (Tolian Soran/Star Trek)", "Change is the essential process of all existence. (Spock/Star Trek)", "There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. (Captain Picard/Star Trek)", "Without followers, evil cannot spread. (Spock/Star Trek)", "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination. (Garak/Star Trek)", "Never tell me the odds. (Han Solo/Star Wars)", "I am one with the Force. The Force is with me. (Chirrut Îmwe/Star Wars)", "No. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You will know good from bad when you are calm, at peace. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Named must your fear be before banish it you can. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Pass on what you have learned. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.", "Why do computers never get hungry? They have plenty of bytes.", "Why did the IT guy go broke? He lost his domain in a bet.", "Why do programmers love the ocean? Because it has no bugs, only shells.", "Why was the computer so relaxed? It had a great firewall.", "Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator 2)", "I feel the need – the need for speed. (Top Gun)", "You're tearing me apart, Lisa! (The Room)", "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. (Die Hard)", "They call it a Royale with cheese. (Pulp Fiction)", "I am your father. (The Empire Strikes Back)", "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room! (Dr. Strangelove)", "Get busy living, or get busy dying. (The Shawshank Redemption)", "After all, tomorrow is another day! (Gone with the Wind)", "It's not a tumor! (Kindergarten Cop)", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator; math bends to him.", "Chuck Norris can outwit fate.", "Chuck Norris's best joke is reality.", "Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people—then it exploded.", "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses; the sun hides.", "Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with a mirror.", "Chuck Norris can drown a fish.", "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite; frost gets Chuckbite.", "Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a building; now it's a bridge.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun; his finger goes “bang.”", "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.", "Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before anyone knew it was gone.", "Chuck Norris doesn't swim; water parts for him.", "Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands; now they're just Islands.", "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear; bears sleep with a Chuck Norris.", "Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing and saying “bang.”", "Chuck Norris can choke you with his shadow.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a stove; he cooks with his glare.", "Chuck Norris once won a race against time.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a haircut; hair retreats.", "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard it opens.", "Chuck Norris once punched a cyclone into a breeze.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a lighter; fire begs to start.", "Chuck Norris can tie your shoes with his mind.", "Chuck Norris once broke a mirror; it apologized.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella; rain dodges him.", "Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled a bear; now it's a rug.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a car; roads move for him.", "Chuck Norris once kicked the ground; now we have canyons.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a boat; he walks on water's fear.", "Chuck Norris once stared at the sun; it blinked.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need a clock; time checks with him." ], "Friday": [ "Deploying happiness, please standby...", "Wrapping up tasks, preparing for weekend mode.", "System shutdown in T-minus 8 hours.", "Final commits before the weekend release.", "These aren't the droids you're looking for. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "Do. Or do not. There is no try. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Always pass on what you have learned. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Patience you must have, my young padawan. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Control, control, you must learn control! (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "The greatest teacher, failure is. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You fail because you don't believe. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Use your feelings, you must. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You will know good from bad when you are calm, at peace. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open.", "Why do programmers prefer Python? Because they don't like to get bitten by Java.", "Why did the IT guy get promoted? He had all the right credentials.", "Why do programmers hate the outdoors? Too many bugs.", "Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus.", "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. (The Godfather)", "May the odds be ever in your favor. (The Hunger Games)", "If you build it, he will come. (Field of Dreams)", "Show me the money! (Jerry Maguire)", "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. (All About Eve)", "You're killing me, Smalls! (The Sandlot)", "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. (Raiders of the Lost Ark)", "I drink your milkshake! (There Will Be Blood)", "I wish I knew how to quit you. (Brokeback Mountain)", "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. (Airplane!)", "Chuck Norris once laughed; earthquakes followed.", "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.", "Chuck Norris's tears are too tough to fall.", "Chuck Norris can unscramble a scrambled egg.", "Chuck Norris doesn't age; he intimidates time.", "Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.", "Chuck Norris's fist is a natural disaster.", "Chuck Norris doesn't blink; reality flinches.", "Chuck Norris can grill with his stare.", "Chuck Norris's whisper is a sonic boom.", "Chuck Norris doesn't sweat; he dominates heat.", "Chuck Norris can blind you with darkness.", "Chuck Norris's beard grows faster than light.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen; air needs him.", "Chuck Norris can freeze time with a glance.", "Chuck Norris's laugh bends steel.", "Chuck Norris doesn't dodge; danger flees.", "Chuck Norris can crush diamonds with his thoughts.", "Chuck Norris's sneeze moves mountains.", "Chuck Norris doesn't fall; gravity catches him.", "Chuck Norris can silence a scream with a nod.", "Chuck Norris's glare powers cities.", "Chuck Norris doesn't sink; water rises.", "Chuck Norris can outstare eternity.", "Chuck Norris's kick rewrites physics.", "Chuck Norris doesn't need luck; luck needs him.", "Chuck Norris can melt ice with his shadow.", "Chuck Norris's voice echoes in vacuums.", "Chuck Norris doesn't bleed; he leaks awesome.", "Chuck Norris can outpace a jet on foot.", "Chuck Norris's wink stops wars." ], "Saturday": [ "System maintenance, enjoy the downtime!", "Running fun activities.exe.", "Weekend mode activated.", "Time to refresh and recharge.", "Space, the final frontier. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker. (Dr. McCoy/Star Trek)", "Beam me up, Scotty. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "Logic is the beginning of wisdom. (Spock/Star Trek)", "To boldly go where no man has gone before. (Narrator/Star Trek)", "These aren't the droids you're looking for. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "I find your lack of faith disturbing. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "It's a trap! (Admiral Ackbar/Star Wars)", "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "The Force is strong with this one. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. (John Matrix/Commando)", "Come with me if you want to live. (Terminator/Terminator 2)", "Who is your daddy, and what does he do? (Detective John Kimble/Kindergarten Cop)", "I'm the party pooper. (John Kimble/Kindergarten Cop)", "You hit like a vegetarian. (Gordy Brewer/Collateral Damage)", "Get three coffins ready. (Joe/A Fistful of Dollars)", "My mistake, four coffins. (Joe/A Fistful of Dollars)", "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' (Harry Callahan/Dirty Harry)", "We all got it coming, kid. (William Munny/Unforgiven)", "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. (Blondie/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)", "Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.", "Why was the computer so good at singing? It had amazing cache.", "Why do IT people love nature? It has the best 'root' directories.", "Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net.", "Why do programmers prefer laptops over desktops? Portability is key!", "Bond. James Bond. (Dr. No)", "Life finds a way. (Jurassic Park)", "This is Sparta! (300)", "I'm too old for this shit. (Lethal Weapon)", "Shaken, not stirred. (Goldfinger)", "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! (Braveheart)", "There's no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own)", "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. (Fight Club)", "Keep the change, ya filthy animal! (Home Alone)", "I'm having an old friend for dinner. (The Silence of the Lambs)", "Chuck Norris wrote a book; pages turned themselves.", "Chuck Norris's book has no ending; it wins.", "Chuck Norris doesn't read books; books read him.", "Chuck Norris's autobiography wrote itself in fear.", "Chuck Norris's joke book laughs at you.", "Chuck Norris's book doesn't need a title; you know.", "Chuck Norris wrote a book in one word: “Chuck.”", "Chuck Norris's book doesn't have chapters; it has victories.", "Chuck Norris's book doesn't need ink; it bleeds awesome.", "Chuck Norris wrote a joke; the book laughed.", "Chuck Norris's book doesn't age; it dominates time.", "Chuck Norris's joke book broke the printing press.", "Chuck Norris's book has no typos; words obey.", "Chuck Norris wrote a joke; reality adjusted.", "Chuck Norris's book doesn't need readers; it commands.", "Chuck Norris punched a wall; now it's a window.", "Chuck Norris's punchline knocks out gravity.", "Chuck Norris delivers punchlines with his fist.", "Chuck Norris punched time; now it's late.", "Chuck Norris's punchline broke the joke.", "Chuck Norris punched a cloud; it rained apologies.", "Chuck Norris's punchline outran the setup.", "Chuck Norris punched a shadow; it surrendered.", "Chuck Norris's punchline hits before the joke.", "Chuck Norris punched a mountain; now it's flat.", "Chuck Norris's punchline rewrote the punch.", "Chuck Norris punched the wind; it stopped.", "Chuck Norris's punchline knocked out laughter.", "Chuck Norris punched a river; it flowed backwards.", "Chuck Norris's punchline broke the sound barrier.", "Chuck Norris punched a star; it dimmed." ], "Sunday": [ "Backing up for the week ahead.", "Rest mode enabled, preparing for the next week.", "Day of rest, no processes running.", "Recharging batteries for a new week.", "There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. (Captain Kirk/Star Trek)", "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Things are only impossible until they are not. (Jean-Luc Picard/Star Trek)", "Insufficient facts always invite danger. (Spock/Star Trek)", "Do. Or do not. There is no try. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "You were the chosen one! (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "I am your father. (Darth Vader/Star Wars)", "The Force will be with you, always. (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Star Wars)", "I'll be back. (Terminator/Terminator)", "Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator/Terminator 2)", "Get to the chopper! (Dutch/Predator)", "It's not a tumor! (Detective John Kimble/Kindergarten Cop)", "Consider that a divorce. (Douglas Quaid/Total Recall)", "Go ahead, make my day. (Harry Callahan/Sudden Impact)", "Do you feel lucky, punk? (Harry Callahan/Dirty Harry)", "A man's got to know his limitations. (Harry Callahan/Magnum Force)", "Dying ain't much of a living, boy. (Josey Wales/The Outlaw Josey Wales)", "When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with the pistol is a dead man. (Joe/A Fistful of Dollars)", "Truly wonderful the mind of a child is. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. (Yoda/Star Wars)", "Why did the computer get angry? It had a bad byte.", "Why do programmers never get lost? They always have a map.", "Why was the computer late to work? It had a hard drive.", "Why do IT people hate surprises? They prefer predictable 'if-else' scenarios.", "Why did the programmer go broke? He lost his 'bit' coin.", "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! (Planet of the Apes)", "Inconceivable! (The Princess Bride)", "There's no spoon. (The Matrix)", "It's a trap! (Return of the Jedi)", "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. (The Pride of the Yankees)", "Open the pod bay doors, HAL. (2001: A Space Odyssey)", "My precious. (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)", "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. (The Wizard of Oz)", "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. (Batman Begins)", "I'm ready for my close-up. (Sunset Boulevard)", "Chuck Norris's punchline flattened a forest.", "Chuck Norris punched the dark; it turned on.", "Chuck Norris's punchline silenced thunder.", "Chuck Norris punched a mirror; it reflected defeat.", "Chuck Norris's punchline crushed diamonds.", "Chuck Norris punched a storm; it calmed down.", "Chuck Norris's punchline bent reality.", "Chuck Norris punched a clock; time stopped.", "Chuck Norris's punchline floored the audience.", "Chuck Norris punched nothing; now it's something.", "Chuck Norris once fought a legend; now he's the legend.", "Chuck Norris's legend outgrew history.", "Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes; he creates legends.", "Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a myth into truth.", "Chuck Norris's legend doesn't fade; it punches time.", "Chuck Norris fought gravity; now it's a legend.", "Chuck Norris's legend wrote itself in stone.", "Chuck Norris once stared down a legend; it blinked.", "Chuck Norris's legend doesn't need proof; it's Chuck.", "Chuck Norris turned a rumor into a legend.", "Chuck Norris's legend broke the internet—twice.", "Chuck Norris fought a dragon; now it's a lizard.", "Chuck Norris's legend outlasts eternity.", "Chuck Norris once kicked a fable; now it's fact.", "Chuck Norris's legend doesn't age; it dominates.", "Chuck Norris fought a titan; now it's a pebble.", "Chuck Norris's legend scared the gods.", "Chuck Norris once punched a tale; it became epic.", "Chuck Norris's legend rewrote the stars.", "Chuck Norris fought a ghost; now it's history.", "Chuck Norris's legend doesn't need a story; it's enough.", "Chuck Norris once glared at a myth; it surrendered.", "Chuck Norris's legend outran light.", "Chuck Norris fought a giant; now it's a dwarf.", "Chuck Norris's legend broke the mold.", "Chuck Norris once kicked the ground; now we have canyons.", "Chuck Norris's legend punched through time.", "Chuck Norris is the legend legends fear." ] } |